Matcha Jerk: A sexual act involving manual stimulation of a penis while sprinkling matcha powder onto it. The motion and friction turn the powder into a paste, which is then used to prepare matcha tea and consumed by the person performing the act.
"I gave my man a matcha jerk yesterday and it tasted great!
"I heard she is the best at giving matcha jerks"
"I heard she is the best at giving matcha jerks"
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by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015
Get the Web Shop Jerk mug.When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
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by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
Get the Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag mug.Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
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Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
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