January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 01, 2023

January 1st

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.

John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st

by Beltbucklebystander January 01, 2022

January 1st

Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.

Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st

Girl 2: No, Why?

Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day

by Joe mama's coochie October 13, 2019

January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

by Berrino November 24, 2023

january 1st

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !

oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet

by ham23916 January 01, 2022

January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason

“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”

by Jaydne2928282 January 01, 2022