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jack taco

(1) adjective: meaning nothing or empty. Used by a specific World History teacher many times, and still gets a laugh from the naive children.
(1) "The Soviets had no idea that we were coming. They knew jack taco."
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004
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CAR JACKING

THIS IS WHEN A MAN DRIVES AROUND TOWN FURIOUSLY WACKING OFF IN HIS CAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.SOME TINT THEIR WINDOWS,AND SOME ARE BLATANTLY DO IT IN CONVERTIBLES.THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL WHOS DOING IT WHILE YOUR INNOCENTLY DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,SO BE CAREFUL,THERE OUT THERE CAUSING ACCIDENTS.WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WORD...WACKCIDENT.
POP BETTER STOP CAR JACKING ALL OVER TOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN HIM IN,AND HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED.NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR,BUT IT IS JUST MISDEMEANOR FOR THIS TYPE OF CAR JACKING.
by WACK ATTACK May 8, 2011
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Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.
by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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jack in the boxers

When a guy's erection protrudes through the fly of his boxers
His jack in the boxers was pretty obvious when the hot chic walked by.
by Byoqi December 26, 2007
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Phone Jack

When another person steals your phone whilst you are writing a text message or to update your facebook status. They then finish your sentence, using sexual or derogatory comments.
Text message to friend "Yeah im gonna call dad in 30 mins 'to see if he wants to suck my cock' " - Phone jacked.

Facebook Status "Andrew Loves Penis" - Phone jacked
by jc4ss September 22, 2009
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Uncle Jack

Accent with heavy emphasis on phlegm.

Almost sounds like there is a Y in front of every vowel and sounds very similar to Hebrew.
Cousin Shane: Uncle Jack! Wherye's Yeall Thye Pyunch!!!

Uncle Jack: LOAH!!!! PYUNCH!!!!
by RamboLurch December 18, 2009
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Jack Mcclellan

1.A famous, vile individual who runs a website group for other sickos attracted to "those of youger age".His first website served as a "how to" guide for pedophiles(it was later taken down after a barrage of complaints). This is the same man who adimited (in a FOX interview)to feeling a sexual attraction to little girls saying it was ok.He is a 40 something year old loser who can't maintain a decent relationship with an adult woman so he must resort to wrapping his cheetoo covered fingers around his earthworm penis while watching "Little Women
or the Olsen twins (think "Full House" not New York Minute"). He currently lives with his parents as a full time mooch on welfare.
2.A term you may have used to belittle your dog and later regret.
3. The reason to give your daughter a bottle of pepper spray and karate classes for Christmas.
3. The reason even liberals like myself are okay with the death penalty on some occasions.
ME (talking to my dog):no boy! no more bacon for you! its bad for your heart!
MY DOG:woof woof
As my dog jumps up and starts eating the bacon of my plate.
ME:now, look what you've done. why do you have to be such a Jack McClellan?
MY DOG: yelp yelp....(whimpers away)
ME: oh,I'm so sorry boy, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.That was very harsh.Please forgive me. Here, why don't you have a treat instead?
by LouLou (the eclectic) May 19, 2007
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