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Dutch coven

This is a situation that occurs when there are at least five, consensual humans engage lung in the act of group sharing flatulance. At least one of the five participants must expel gas under a material (I.e. sheet,bedspread, tarp, etc.) and the remainder of said participants all cover their heads and breath through their noses.
Bob and Linda really loved running a hot dutch coven with the other HOA committee members every Thursday after the neighbor book club meeting.
by Dover113 December 9, 2021
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Dutch Dinners

A dinner containing a portion of meat, potatoes, and a vegetable. The dinner is then packaged and froze, and stored with a large quantity of other Dutch Dinners. These are all presented to a student, by a mother or aunt, at one visit to their college or university.
Jeff: Hey, do you have anything to eat?

Sam: Ya, I brought some dutch dinners back last time I went home.
by Alex_Powers October 19, 2012
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Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes
I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to
by Lanborp December 1, 2022
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Reverse Dutch Oven

When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long
I waited twenty minutes for her to come to bed. Now she’s going to get a reverse Dutch oven!
by mek804 February 23, 2024
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Dutch Broiler

The same concept behind the Dutch Oven(trapping a person and ones farts under a blanket), but instead with a weighted blanket.
“Bro I got my girlfriend with the Dutch Broiler last night.” “That’s nasty man really sealed in the flavor huh?”
by FancyMallard August 6, 2021
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dutch pride

When a blonde man says "if ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much"
Dutch pride was vibrant in the pastry contest
by Portuguese are the bees knees November 26, 2016
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you are a Dutch

Calling a girl a great person, someone that has your back . You are awesome
by Bethovero April 8, 2022
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