two bit ho

A skank who lives in Long Beach and doesn't know her ass from her elbow. She will provide sexual acts for a quarter.

by Jive ass turkey April 13, 2003

nappy headed ho

A colored female. Characteristics include a mammoth and high set ass, a propensity for shuffling along sidewalks three abreast making passing an impossiblity with the enormous asses, a low IQ and a propensity for swearing, being loud, emotional, dramatic and volatile. Also known for impassioned claims that aptitude tests (pronounced "aptitute tests") are "racist assed mutha fuckas".

Look at that nappy headed ho!

by William Fontaine Jr. May 4, 2007

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hoed me out

When you have plans to meet a person but they never show up or call.

Person 1: hey, did you hang out with bob yesterday?
Person 2: no, he completely hoed me out, I tried to call, but he ignored me.
Person 1: God I hate that, what a bastard!

by green_eyes June 1, 2006

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Restaurant Quality Ho

A highly bangable woman...or a very attractive piece of ass.

While some of her friends are nasty looking, Tina is a restaurant quality ho!

by The CZar April 20, 2006

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Fat Ho On a Bike

A drink or shot made with equal parts Tequila, Amaretto and a splash of coke.

or

A fat ho, literally riding a bike. Preferrably in tight spandex.

Let me get a shot of a FHOAB. A few of those I will surely be taking one home tonight.

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OMG, look at that Fat Ho On A Bike, it's not really socially acceptable for obese sluts to be exercising...in public

by E Dub705 January 17, 2008

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Skanky Lightn' Ho

A female who dresses in black and works with an all male crew setting up lights and rigging for a concert or event.
Usually she sleeps with anyone who asks, and if she doesen't then everyone wishs she would.

Did you check out the Skanky Lightn' Ho? Man, I sure would like to get a piece of her skanky ass!!!

by Crew Guy April 28, 2006

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