Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021

Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.

“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”

by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018

crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN October 24, 2012

five slice

Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.

"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"

by Meadowside1 January 20, 2017

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

five o’cloffic

A contraction of the phrase “5 o’clock traffic”

God I hate five o’cloffic!

by long live poland May 6, 2019

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Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025