National corn chowder day

March 1st is national corn chowder day! All hail the chowder.

"Today is MArch 2st"
"OMG National corn chowder day!"

by ilovepeebybridgers March 1, 2022

Corn Dog

When the dick gets covered with shit like a corn dog after anal intercourse.

I hooked up with Gwendolyn last night and she gave me a PHAT CORN DOG LAST NIGHT!

by xoxophatpouseyxoxo April 28, 2020

corn

a vegetable

I think Corn would be a delightful vegetable to have with dinner tonight.

by mtnhillsman March 5, 2016

Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

Corn

Someone described as "Corn" does mostly not have many friends. That friends he has, are getting spammed into the next Heaven.
This can happen to anyone else who tries to take contact to a "Corn" person.

Guy 1: Kourn corned me yesterday again.

Guy 2: What did he do this time?
Guy 1: i was afk for 5 minutes and he sended me 53 messages.
Guy 2: RIP.

by Fluffy_Adept February 16, 2020

Spooky corn

zardy

Zardy: YOU WANT A FUCKING CORN ON THE COB?
Player: Please I just want to see my wife and kids again...
Zardy: SPOOKY CORN

by ACreativeName June 27, 2021

Corn

Corn is love. Corn is life. I wish it was legal to make Corn my wife. Corn is obviously better than avocados, and if you think otherwise. You're wrong.

Joe: Avocados are better than Corn
*gets freaking killed*

Steve: *default dance*

by Cornluvr69 November 27, 2019