Cup Cake

I took her home on my scooter, She rode cup cake.
by Jensen C. Ochoa Ph.D. August 18, 2007
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Slut Cake

1. A 14 year-old or younger that has sex with her 3rd cousin.

And Or

2. An exceedingly large female with the values of a trucker.

3. Someone who contracts "The Clap" on a school bus.
God Man, Did you see that slut cake jessica hanging off her boyfriend, and rubbing his nipples in class?

slut cake? man, shes a damn slut desert parlor!
by Hamster&DaWombat November 06, 2007
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Cake face

A bitch that puts to much makeup on
This word means that you shouldn't spend so much fucking time putting makeup on cake face
by xCOMMERx March 24, 2017
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virgin cake

Cake that has not yet been eaten or tasted. What? You thought all virgin things had to be sexual? Pervert.
"How's my cake fairing at the bake sale?"

"No one wants it, bro. It's still a virgin cake."
by BerserkerPoet October 09, 2014
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candy cakes

Faux cakes made with candy bars.
Candy cakes are a great alternative to a normal cake for any special occasion.
by Ed Brondo January 29, 2009
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cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt
I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.
by Masterzabo December 05, 2017
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vegitable cake

Somewhat like a fruitcake, only a lot more discusting smelling. May sometimes be uglier.
That Jordan kid is a total vegitable cake.

by CaraCorey September 30, 2007
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