Thanks, Bitch

something you say when a bitch gets you in trouble.

Bitch: That guy did it officers!
That guy: Thanks, Bitch.

by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005

Zero bitches

Me

I get zero bitches

by Nobitchesman August 19, 2022

Bitch and a bonus

Something that is good and bad at the same time.

Ted: Dude did you get any with that chick from the bar last night?
Phil: Yeah man, but she didn't look as hot up close.
Ted: Ohh, that's a bitch and a bonus.

by Trent the pro June 17, 2010

aint that a bitch

According to Chris Rock, this is what you would say if you were an organ donor, died, were brought back to life, and no longer had any eyes.

Chris: "Momma, where my eyes at?"
Mom: "Well, honey, you died so we gave them to a kid in Rwanda"
Chris: "Aint that a bitch."

by Flight23 August 8, 2006

Bitch and Switch

When a girl ignores you for a period of time, then is all up on you after you do her friend.

Man So she didnt want none then I got with her friend and now she wants it. Thats a damn good bitch and switch

by Scott Z November 17, 2004

hysterical Bitch

A bitch who is always overly dramatic &/or so crazy that it's funny.

(Typical Conversation)
Boy: Pass the mustard, please?
Girl: ...Why do I have to get it? Why couldn't you ask the person right beside me, huh!? HUH!?
Boy: What?
Girl: I don't like how you talk to me!!! Don't WHAT me! You, mf-er!
Boy: All I said was to pass the MUSTARD, you hysterical bitch!

by King or Queen October 9, 2006

Booshie Bitch

Some one who acts like they came from wealth, but it's just new money or a front.

Pretentious but ghetto as fuck.

Unwarranted snobbery with nothing to back it up.

Where'd that bitch get them Calvins? Booshie Bitch acting like nothing comes between her and her Calvins.

by Nasty Naz March 31, 2010