asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021

Asshole

A type of person seen as self devoting to making the lives of everybody around them a bit worse than they were a minute before they met each other. That term can be however used by one such person to hide the fact of what they really are, a callous piece of shit.

Did you see that prick who calls himself an asshole go last night? The moment he drove home from the party, he reached down for his phone and crushed three bushes from Derek's front yard and we never heard from him since.

by enrique150 January 9, 2020

Asshole

Another name for a Russian president who has a really long term.

Putin: I'm an asshole!

by amogus susi September 13, 2022

wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

by bROD November 29, 2013

Assholic

A term of manner spoken.

I have a assholic attitude towards politics.

by SoulCursedRapier October 18, 2018

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

asshole sex

literally a political weapon

i love using asshole sex to my advantage

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024