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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"
by Markusftr June 8, 2017
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how long should i keep the poopy in

me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in
by doccuh April 24, 2022
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Les Long

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.
He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.
by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017
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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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Pulling a halah long

(Adjective)Committing an act of necrophilia-
Fucking a corpse or finding attraction towards dead people or bodies.
"The queens dead? Oh, wowie, sorry but I might just have to pull a halah long I guess.
They're dead, they don't care."

"Oh shit, dude, Harleys pulling a halah long!"
by Bryantterms February 6, 2024
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WIll Long

A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.
by Willlong licker December 9, 2022
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