A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
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Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.
Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.
He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.
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