A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
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Rob: Hey man, why don't you take a seat? Class is about to start.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.
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Jenny wasn’t ready to end her evening, she respectfully asked Josh to give her a brown Russian, he obliged and gently placed a bottle of popov into her anus.
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