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Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013
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Mike

The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!
Mike is a cool dude with dyspraxia.
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024
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Mike trevitt

This man where's 6 fadoras and my not be the strongest but he has commen sense which most doesn't have
And is from Gen z
Mike trevitt is a man of many hats
by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022
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MiKing

MiKing is a individual shrouded in the aura of mystery and misinterpretation. He is currently the last male of his family generation to have the historic and ever so prevalent last name Wharton. MiKing, though seeming in the eyes of many as a true menace to society, is a very conscious, and level headed teen. He is strictly focused on his goal of becoming financially stable enough to leave the hospitality of his mother and seek a start to his "own life" presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari.(Magic) Along his journey, MiKing would cross the paths of and shake hands with everyone from the class of 2024's future athletes, to future drug/arms dealers and traplords; being that he insisted upon making a name for himself instead of being merely

known to be the younger cousin of the ever growing star NFL player Tershawn Wharton, and the son of man who went to prison in 2018 for robbing a bank in Saint Louis.
Yo could ya stop with that phyco shit! It's giving Miking vibes
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
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Mike

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.
by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022
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Mike Month

The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.
Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.
by camdoodelbop June 1, 2022
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Genius Mike

This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.
That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!
by CkretAdmirer September 21, 2022
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