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Mike

That guy I'd such a Mike.
by Starbarfartyfar April 14, 2023
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mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket
whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket
by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020
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MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.
Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...
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Mike perry

He is a absolute fine
by Poo Poo head a November 11, 2020
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Mike Gomez

Mike Gomez is the guy you reference as Mike Gomez - not Mike or just Gomez. Mike Gomez.. He typically has 5 or more kids, is great at everything he does, and doesn't care what others say or think. All Mike eats are chicken wings.
Hello, Mike Gomez. How's your day today?
by mikegomez November 21, 2021
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Mike and Katy

The perfect couple. They've been through everything and fell in love almost instantly. Mike is the most amazing boyfriend, who protects his queen. Katy is a beautiful, unique girl who's loyal and a tad clingy. Their love is infinite. Nothing can break them apart. When his smoky eyes meet her brown eyes, the world stops in order to let them have a moment alone together.
"Mike and Katy are so cute!!!"
by i-drank-the-kool_aid December 2, 2014
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Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
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