Man Tube

The male reproductive organ.

"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"

by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011

Man Brake

A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.

The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.

Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.

by B-woods00 January 13, 2012

man drink

man drink : different flavors of hawaiian punch mixed together.

hey this man drink looks like a melted popsicle.

by thatpersononthecouch February 22, 2011

man delay

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.

I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!

by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011

Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020

Salad man

1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.

2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.

3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.

What a freakin' salad man!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a salad man

by salad_king June 24, 2021

Urban Man

An absolute fucking chad

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022