A girl with quite a need
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel
..or someone who is chronically online.
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel
..or someone who is chronically online.
by billybob93;3 November 20, 2024

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.
Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?
There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

An 'internet maori' is someone who commits cyber crimes such as DDoSing or hacking. The term originated from New Zealand.
by Tui_Pure1 August 17, 2011

by the random. June 25, 2022

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
