Mike Gomez is the guy you reference as Mike Gomez - not Mike or just Gomez. Mike Gomez.. He typically has 5 or more kids, is great at everything he does, and doesn't care what others say or think. All Mike eats are chicken wings.
by mikegomez November 22, 2021
A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.
"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
by Lady Fairy April 27, 2016
A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 02, 2025
by Źzzzzzzzz April 21, 2022
This man where's 6 fadoras and my not be the strongest but he has commen sense which most doesn't have
And is from Gen z
And is from Gen z
by Źzzzzzzzz April 21, 2022
Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020