Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Jake Meredith

A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.

Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."

by Bisharpp October 18, 2017

Jake Paul

A FUCKING PRICK
he is the definition of cancer

Dude your such a Jake Paul
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe

by its_ordinary October 25, 2017

jake godwin

a little boy who would suck me dry for a penny.

Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.

Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.

by single male looking for love March 27, 2017

Jake bury

A man that has a huge cock

Wow his cock was enormous what a jake Bury

by Swagdaddy5595580 April 5, 2017

jake polansky

A short Ukrainian kid that is loved very much by anyone

I really love Jake Polansky

by Jfjcjfjfhsgshfjfifi April 7, 2017

jake

A guy who's 24/7 horny

Do you hear the moaning in the bath?

Yeah, must be Jake.

by FlossyGurl April 10, 2017