2020 Social Climber

Someone who aspires to share dinner in a restaurant with another person, before the year is out.

He accepted that he was a 2020 Social Climber, longing to be invited to any party, where he would weave fanciful stories of having been anywhere, and rubbed elbows with anyone.

by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020

Social Tristencing

Similar to social distancing except you don't do it.

All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!

But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing

by Jack Chat March 31, 2020

Social DistanTeam

Two or more people who are serious about practicing Social Distancing in these CoVid19 times.

The folks on our street put together a block party, where each family stayed in its own driveway, having fun and staying safe as part of a Social DistanTeam.

by Zinegal March 31, 2020

Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

Anti-socially Acceptable

1) Actions at home, not acceptable to be witnessed.
2) Things you only do when you're inside your home for an extended length of time, or when no one else is there to witness it

I think it's anti-socially acceptable to eat ice cream from the tub, or chocolate chips from the bag, when you're home alone.

by MimiGif March 31, 2020

Social Distancing

Online School,Not near a packed community.

Social distancing is boring

by LilTankman April 4, 2020

socially social distancing

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.

God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!

by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020