Saving Private Ryan

A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.

Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!

by Olive Leaf April 21, 2008

Ryan's Gay Yeet Ass

It's a round thingy that you can see. It hangs from your boyfriend's butt and people like to stare at it sometimes. It's unflappable and saggy. But if your boyfriend has a Ryan Gay Yeet Ass, all the girls and guys will be jealous.

"Look. Charlie doesn't have a Ryan's Gay Yeet Ass!"

CAN BE USED AS A NOUN OR AN ADJECTIVE.

by Dardy Baby 13 May 13, 2019

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

Lloyd Ryan Odhiambo

He is the greatest man on earth and deserves everything good in life and he is one of the funniest guys on earth

Lloyd Ryan Odhiambo is the greatest guy on earth

by Ellen Megan June 2, 2020

Zachary Ryan Sprague

a big dick nigga that i fell in love with

Yall know who zachary ryan sprague is?

Yeah, I love him!

by yayayayayayayayayayayayah January 10, 2019

Kartik, Matthew, and Ryan

the 3 most insanely attractive guys in the entire universe

damnnn there go kartik, matthew, and ryan...

by idrcaybh January 16, 2022

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018