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Zipper Puller

Major faggot whomst’ve likes to pull on the zippers on your back pack so he can gain sexual climax. He also likes Hitler and has secret stashes of dried cum stored in his school locker.
“I hate those filthy Zipper Pullers.”
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Spam Purse

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin
Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?
by S_perma January 12, 2019
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He Pulled a Devin

When your in a Xbox party and you leave without saying goodbye or see you later
I see Devin in the party but he not talking that’s because he pulled a devin
by The pepperpicker March 23, 2019
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Phurich Puller

A move reserved for Phurich where you have a crush on someone but never make a move until its too late and they consider you as a friend
Phurich Pulled the classic Phurich Puller and got friendzoned last night
by Calcinai April 5, 2019
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DOOR PULLER

Generally referred to as,

T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.

Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.
Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.

NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
by BIGweekendONtheGEARmate6752 September 29, 2019
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flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.
That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.
by Ginger S August 14, 2020
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Man purse

The contraband and occasional cellphone storage compartment of a males anus, who is in jail or is facing immediate jail time.
Make sure to break the filters off your cigarettes before you put them in your man purse, that way you can fit more in it.
by MrSnatchSlayer November 4, 2020
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