marshmallow porn

porn so softcore it barely even qualifies as porn.

"Dude, my mom just took my Playstation 'cuz she saw the DMC intro."
"DMC? Dude, anything by Ninja Theory is basically marshmallow porn."

by electromancerOmniscient October 25, 2015

porn nuggets

Its either a nugget in porn or a nugget of porn. In other words; a small amount of porn.

He ate a lot of porn nuggets.

by Darc Matta April 18, 2018

Porn Whore

A blue spirit that inhabits a woman's body. Satan's wife. Dark spirit bereft of light, love, or life. She seeks the precious life of the man.

The vile woman is an absolute joy stealing porn whore.

Lucifer"s Harlot. Satan's concubine. Queen of Whore's. XxxcybergalSwbitch Porn Whore Bitchy Porn Whore.

by on February 8, 2017

frog porn

frog peepee go in girl frog hehe

i watched frog porn the other day and busted a nut

by PornGod June 5, 2021

Letter Porn

When you type in random letters or symbols into the search bar and the results are filled with porn.

"Hey man, I just typed in my phone number into Google and it pulled up a bunch of hentai"

"Oh, dude you found some letter porn!"

by FocusVProductións November 12, 2017

Apple Porn

Basically similar to food porn but with apples (not the product/company). Videos or pictures of sliced apples, apple pie, apple juice, apple filling, baked apples, cutting apples, cooking apples, etc.

Paul: Yo take a look at this sweet juicy apple porn!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*

Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!

by JayReed T January 6, 2018

BLACK PORN

Somthing I cant watch....Just cant.

I just cant watch Black porn.

by Killemallmike December 5, 2020