nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower

Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.

by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025

nerd-rager

An extremely powerful erection for things that would interest a nerd.

I have a total nerd-rager for alternate universes.

by elvind September 10, 2011

HP Nerd

Harry Potter Nerd. Typically a weird person may want to stay away

Girl from tinder: Are you an HP Nerd like me? Um I'm your kind of weird.

by complete fuckup October 15, 2018

Nerd

Danielle just Danielle nothing else .If your name is Danielle your a nerd

Dang She is a nerd her name must be Danielle

by Hitler slayer 6969 March 20, 2018

Nerd

Information and facts aficionado and covert badass, whose intelligence is envied by many people not nerds themselves.

Essentially every Mars colonist happens to be a nerd.

by Yasterman January 3, 2021

Sweaty Nerd

A person called Endre

Endre is such a Sweaty Nerd

by Aquil_ November 30, 2023