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nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021
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Nerd Loggin

When a group of RuneScape players get together and fist each other for multiple hours, usually ending in a nerd orgasm that could fill the mariana trench with cum.
Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna come over and Nerd Log with the boys tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah bro I have a girlfriend now, I dont take part in Nerd Loggin no more"
by The Real Gimp Force May 26, 2024
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nerd

by danaknight427 June 7, 2019
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Andy the nerd

Fucking god of the gods just above everyone and everything
by Andy the nerd October 8, 2020
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Fortnite nerd

Bro he's such a fucking fortnite nerd holy shit bro never touched grass in his life
by OnlineSaviour November 13, 2023
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sleeper nerd

a person who is objectively attractive or seemingly “normal” but is secretly a huge nerd/really intelligent; or has an obsession towards something that isn’t mainstream.
“Woah he’s fine asf

“Yeah i hear he’s obsessed with Lego though”
“Ohh he’s a sleeper nerd!”
by btl0913 December 16, 2023
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herb nerd

Im a herb nerd
by herbnerd July 4, 2016
mugGet the herb nerdmug.

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