one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014

bug monster

the one and the only baby

The bug monster has found us. He, the one and the only, has terrified you.

by matthewharper6108881849 June 18, 2011

Red Toofed Monster

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.

Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!

by T-Coop April 29, 2021

swig monster

He his very weird and will make you gag he cannot play games and acts like a girl

Guy1.Who is that he is terrible on battlefield someone kick him!!
Guy2.it is swig monster I need to ban him he is so bad at this he is making us loose!!

by JBroisabeast123 October 9, 2017

Monster Miles

Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.

“EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING”

“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”

by bread6696969 November 11, 2022

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by Mudmonsterdreamer September 18, 2021