She's the most depressed girl in the class, her headphones only play metal, she's probably sleeping in class or making jokes that offend 300 minorities.
by the haunted kisses June 15, 2022
Get the Marymug. When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.
Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”
Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021
Get the Mary Poppinsmug. by Mo$ May 25, 2013
Get the Dirty Marie Goteemug. The best person you could ever meet. She's kind, considerate, beautiful, and honest. She always has your back and she NEVER lies. Lying does not exist in her world. She's been through tough shit and still is kind and generous to her best friends. She's always loyal and never breaks your trust and she knows the difference between right and wrong. She's always so supportive and leads you in the right way.
by your local loser November 19, 2019
Get the Marymug. Marie-Caroline is a goddess. She is loving, caring and fun to hang around. She is a great listener and always has your back, if she cares about you. She is a true mother and loves taking care of her flock. She has a way of making you feel seen and understood on a level no-one else can. If you have a Marie-Caroline in your life, you are one lucky human.
by Brodyskite November 23, 2021
Get the Marie-Carolinemug. A very wise nanny who will always care on your clients friends but doesn’t give a butt about clients. Maris will also call Brody’s brothers because Mari is from Mexico. Mari won’t care if people insult her. Mari is a savage.
Kid: Hi Mari how are you doing
Mari: shut up or I will bring the chancla
Friend: hi Mari
Mari: how are you, kind child
Mari: shut up or I will bring the chancla
Friend: hi Mari
Mari: how are you, kind child
by Dniel October 24, 2020
Get the Marimug.