Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

Lesbian Clothingology

The study of the lesbian clothes

Corey Hunt has a major in lesbian clothingology

by Pudovic March 9, 2020

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

Lesbian

Non-men loving non-men

It’s not it’s women who can be Lesbians, Non-binary Agender Intersex etc, just anyone who isn’t male

Also 📣PRONOUNS DOSENT EQUAL GENDER IDIOTS📣

Person A: would you like to go on a date sometime

Person B: sorry I’m a Lesbian

by A Agender Lesbain July 24, 2021

Lesbian

Not me.
Im a gay boy.
There is NOT difference, obviously, lol.

lesbian girls and gay boys like myself are not different at all lol

by Roajdeg1120 September 2, 2022

Lucid Lesbian

When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.

"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."

"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"

"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "

by ginja***ninja May 21, 2022