Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Kick ass Sam

Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.

Remember that!!!

Kick ass Sam is back in town.
Sam the man

by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021

Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024

Kicks

Something that is absolute fire.

“Yo this shit kicks!!”

by MysticalKiwi October 10, 2023

fangirl kicking

A physical outlet of fangirling typically used while sitting or lying down.
Caution: May cause cramps!

That fanfiction of my OTP that I was reading was so good, that I was fangirl kicking.

by AylissaWolfRose January 25, 2018

Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010

Kick back and Prime

Same meaning as "Netflix and chill" but using Amazon Prime, which is Amazon's premium subscription service for streaming TV and Movies.

Person A: "Wanna Netflix and chill ?"

Person B: "We can't I don't have an account. But we can kick back and Prime!"

Person A: "Let's Netflix and chill tonight!"

Person B: "Nah, the selection is rubbish, let's kick back and Prime instead"

by Chris Do Funk January 29, 2016