kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 06, 2020

kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.

Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.

by auraholly July 06, 2023

kick rocks

something this dumbass kid named casey says all the time for no reason, he’s a ginger too so it’s even more annoying

casey said “kick rocks michael” michael said “shut the fuck up casey”

by smexy_michael October 19, 2020

Kick rocks

Is being Asked to leave in a unwelcomed way with no blessings. Also leaving on your own accord with a sour taste of where you are.

Mainly used by burners , campers , or out west where desert terrain exists. Now more common everywhere.

Tom was asked to kick rocks at the party.

I kicked rocks from that event. (Because it sucked)

by Edeos Vegas November 10, 2019

Kick rocks

To sell crack cocaine.

Kick rocks on the corner.

by Definitely not Eric 1 September 19, 2021

Kick Rocks

A less than harsh but still stern way to tell someone to fuck right off. Some have said it’s derived from military service when the enemy would hide land mines under piles of rocks, but there is no real evidence to support this.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I think I like feet.

Dude 2: Yo dude, go kick rocks.

by Yung Dragonfly August 03, 2024

Kick Rocks

Sell crack

Shorty said she wanna kick rocks, yeah you fuckin with a big boss.

by @cL@iR3 April 23, 2019