Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by October 17, 2021
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When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭
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right to dew process

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.
"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.
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Get right

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Get right

Jada really likes Harold and they've been texting for a while I think there about to get right
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Get right

1. To right a wrong done on you by someone or something.

2. To steal or otherwise take advantage of someone or something.
1. That laptop wasnt fucking working so I straight smashed that bitch.

Damn bro you got right on that laptop.

2. This fool left his ray bands on the bench; it’s get right season.
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The action of getting right, proper and correct. That is, through your actions and words; be on your best behavior.
Her: GETS RIGHTTTT😝
Him: get right before u get left….
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