Any act resulting in orgasm between two straight men but involving no kissing, cuddling, or touching of balls.
by Bubbrubb November 06, 2005
The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.
Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?
super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?
super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021
When a homosexual male acts, dresses, or shares characteristics of a heterosexual male. Typically involves dressing in frat apparel or enjoying sports and other heterosexual activities.
by egibss June 30, 2017
by flanny flee October 08, 2010
It’s like a girl’s gay best friend except he’s actually straight and the girl knows this but they have no interest in dating each other
by Jra02 July 09, 2019
The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.
Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...
Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...
by Girl in reds wife April 12, 2022
A person who isn't a attracted to bisexual or trans people. Not to be confused with super straight where you're only not attracted to trans people.
Milo: I think you're cute, wanna go out
Becky: Sorry, I'm super duper straight so I'm not attracted to bisexuals
Milo: Oh, so your homophobic
Becky: No, I'm just not attracted to bisexual people, doesn't mean I have a problem with them
Milo: Oh, okay then *cries*
Becky: Sorry, I'm super duper straight so I'm not attracted to bisexuals
Milo: Oh, so your homophobic
Becky: No, I'm just not attracted to bisexual people, doesn't mean I have a problem with them
Milo: Oh, okay then *cries*
by Davey6462 September 06, 2021