Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok June 2, 2012

Internet Hotdog

When you get an unexpected dick pic.

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?

Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet Hotel

an internet hotel is when any social media app becomes really active and popular, for 1 or more reasons. then when a internet hotel comes, its like thousands of people chatting in the same place to eachother.

"discord is such an internet hotel! did you see that server with 1m people?"
"this is such an internet hotel, i keep getting notifications!"
"did they start an internet hotel again?"

by SaturnMist4 June 10, 2024

Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?

The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...

by Nukem6 May 4, 2024

Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.

Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020