Finger hat

Also known as a Thimble

I used a finger hat so I wouldn't stab my finger whilst sewing

by Small wise one November 17, 2025

san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

hat trick fuzzy button

A phrase used by pedos online to trade stories

Just tell your friends it is operation hat trick fuzzy button.

by Professor Dick Down September 17, 2021

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

hat Noi

Always trying to confess their love but keeps on rejecting them

Mlady for you
Shut your ass up Chat Noir

by Le Holy Carrot November 1, 2021

Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.

That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.

by Rex Press November 22, 2010

Hat

Something that goes on your head

Hey look at that guys hat I wonder if he’s bald or if he has hair

by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019