Hand Driver

A classer word for Jacking off.

Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.

by Cf450 October 20, 2008

Hands on Cheeks

A term used to describe any sort of physical intimacy with a woman without providing specific details.

Meeting up with shorty rock later - fixin' to put hands on cheeks bigtime.

by The Riverside Dangler July 25, 2014

hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.

Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."

by Nurses November 21, 2013

hand of mercy

when you hold in a wank for an extreme amount of time, then violently relieving yourself.

damn I haven't wanked in 4 days, better give myself the old, hand of mercy.

by wristynation December 9, 2013

Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

Spit hand

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.

Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.

by Spit hand February 9, 2015

taco hands

The state of having the stubbornly unremovable smell of tacos on your hands

I hit up Taqueria Cancuun for lunch yesterday but I still have taco hands

by QuestionableOrigins April 18, 2015