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Horsed

Typically used when someone gets fucking dunked on, and their career absolutely ended

Most common uses:
1) when someone gets their ass beat

2) when someone is roasted to the point that their morals die
“Aye Did you see the fight? Jay got fucking horsed”
by zfin87 May 2, 2020
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Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
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New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high
Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.
by Deringian May 12, 2020
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Horse swappers

When two horses are bare ass fucking on top of an apartment complex.
Look at those sexy ass horse swappers
by Rallyhorse332 June 5, 2020
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Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.
I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.
by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020
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Horse

This is a four legged ball of love that constantly needs cuddles and a special mixture of oats, hay, and a bit of water. They can connect with humans through the mind and become one. Nobody can take these beauties down! They are often floofy and lazy. They can also be energetic and non-floofy. If you see a horse either pet it, or don't because sometimes they will bit your arm off... oh well!
Do you see that horse in the field?

My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
by Horselover215 July 6, 2020
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Horse thing thing man

A man who works with animals, ghosts and spirits.
by Horse Mann August 17, 2020
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