golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

Golden person

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything

“Golden person”

by Goldthoughts_4u August 23, 2023

Golden Damming

The act of shoving a rod or something rod-like down a man’s pee hole and having them try to piss and/or cum the rod out.

We got freaky last night and she had me golden damming, I had to piss so bad!

by Muntmaster69 April 1, 2024

Golden Dome

Ok... You know I've been calling for that for years, right?

Hym "I did say I wanted a dome. Golden Dome. Even better than Israel. Actually, the one we currently have is already better than the Iron Dome and is called 'The Aegis.' But yes. This is a thing I want."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2025

Golden Netipot

When you urinate up the nose of your loved one to give them golden boogers

"Dude i gave my wife a golden netipot for christmas, and she has had golden boogers for a week"

by Sstephan August 16, 2019

golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.

Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.

by chambone69 August 8, 2017

Golden Garbage

A type of person that has something valuable, but mostly useless in anyway.

Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.

by EggsFried February 5, 2022