Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

golden meat

Chinese dick

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.

by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013

golden drake

an elderly cougar with bottle blonde hair

"if she wasn't buying bags of string, id probably have a go on that golden drake"

by Ellanor Battenburg February 10, 2012

Golden Moussilini

The act of hate-fucking your ex, and having your friend, or friends, urinate on said ex-girlfriend, while sleeping or passed out.

Dude, Jeremiah just did a Golden Moussilini on Kendra!

by Dugey15 January 5, 2012

golden doggy

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs

My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates

by goujonlova January 7, 2012

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 23, 2011