fuck around food

Fancy food that costs too much and barely fills you up. "FAF" for short.
1. The presentation at Fo La Fa was amazing, but it's fuck around food. We had to grab a burger afterward.

2. Man I don't want to eat there, it's fuck around food.
by FUCKAROUNDFOOD September 29, 2020
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Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"
That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"
by Sweet Maverick June 09, 2014
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Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition:
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.

2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with one's food, and tools immediately.

3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.

4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”
“Is that your box of… get-the-fuck-out-food?”
by @_agapewellness December 12, 2024
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Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition(s):
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with their food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”
Sentence usage: “Is that your… get-the-fuck-out-food?”
by @_agapewellness December 12, 2024
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Food phone passing

Vitto blend my food up and then put it in a straw then put the straw up to ur phone speaker then the food will come to me
by Thicc boi gang August 20, 2019
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Food Desert

°Latvia: Absolute poverty. Prototypical 3rd world country; designed by Rosia. Slum housing. Slum bathrooms. Grocery store, clothing store, markets. Cell phone store, veterinarian, hospital. Beach. Magazines; it's not s slum house in da ghetto if it's not overflowing with magazines and books 👸🏻❣️
°Higgins Lake: Absolute poverty. Slum housing; grocery store, food produce stores. Food Desert; otherwise desert. Like all slum houses. Overflowing with books, magazines.

°Detroit; Gentrified. My house is in absolute poverty; because of India, this location is where my basic human rights get disrespected. They have never been blatantly disrespected in the other locations. Lots of rich white people; Dearborn, Bloomfield Hills, West Bloomfield, Grosse Pointe, Birmingham, Southfield, Livonia. Lots of unnecessary restaurants, businesses. Too gentrified; too gentrified. But it's good; otherwise I wouldnt be able to see a white -washed version of India. All the cities listed are lil India! But without the microphones. Just like Seinfeld and Friends; rich white people living in relative wealth, but they are unable to function in a 3rd world country. They can't read or write!

°MSU; A lot more diversity than Bloomfield Hills. Less of a food Desert. Brat, Machuca, racial diversity of Latin America, sex trafficking origin and destination countries. A lot of food; I would say that expect for magazines, it has the most food of any of the locations.
I live in a Food Desert. I'm never provided adequate food; Asians step in and provide food for me. My colonizers want to kill me and are spoiled Europeans; this planet is designed for nobody and is a result of Caucasian Privilege.
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Tiger Food

People that live in India. Bengal Tigers have been known to feast on these scam calling tech support ass dotted forehead sacred cow people.
“John” from Tech Support: “Can I interest you in an extended warranty?”

Me: “Fuck you, Tiger Food”
by Walker Cook (King Chungus) January 21, 2024
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