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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx January 31, 2021
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Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.
Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.
by CT Finest October 1, 2013
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dutch

a kind tall funny but scary looking guy
wow dutch is very tall u better run
by anonymous March 3, 2025
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Reverse Dutch Oven

When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth
The girls and I had a sleepover last night and spent the whole time in a reverse Dutch Oven train.
by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023
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Dutch Hound

My favorite dog breed is the Dutch Hound
by Protozoa best December 8, 2023
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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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Double Dutching

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.
I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.
by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020
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