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Double Play

When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.
Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.
by SnoStorm May 29, 2013
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Double Gulp

A sexual move consisting of a male/female licking, in one continuous lick, from a female's vagina to asshole (or vice versa).
Andrew loves to lick both of Amanda's holes, so he decided to give her a double gulp.
by ReynaReaktor September 10, 2006
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Double Bounce

when u make a girl orgasm two times on a water bed
dude last night i double bounced my girl, she loved it.
by BrandonBorrrrum March 17, 2009
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double up

Mobile 20 double up man = give me $40 worth of rock for $20.
by LBpeckerwood February 5, 2007
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Double Blind

(Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.

Two caveats:

*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).

*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).

Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
H: So what happened last night?

M: Ended up with Maria.

H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.

M: I see... smarmy bastard.
by Wairishles December 29, 2011
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double yourmomitive

An instance where a statement is made about one's mom, and is immediately followed by a "your mom" joke. In such a case, a "double yourmomitive" has occurred and therefore cancels the said "your mom" joke. The original statement about one's mom, however, is still valid.
Little Billy and 2 of his friends, Little Joey and Little Bobby, are playing at the playground. Billy says, "I think my mom is hot!", which Joey immediately follows by saying, "Your mom thinks your mom is hot." As you can see, unless Joey is making a reference to Billy's mom being vain, this is clearly a "double yourmomitive" and should bee accordingly and promptly stricken from the record.
by Biigdady69 September 5, 2005
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Double proxy

So your considering using a proxy to a certain site to commit illegal activity, or just to fuck shit up on a site that has your ip addy banned? A double proxy is used when your too scared of getting caught, so you proxy your way into a proxy, then go to the site of your desire. Kindsa like the internet version of putting a condum over your condum. (as if anyone would even use one condum)
Vanessa: I'm gonna use a double proxy to watch some rape vids.

Me: your a dumbass
by youreaverageperson June 15, 2009
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