Donkey Dropped

Slang used to describe a one-sided competition.

My team got donkey dropped in the game last night.

by 0828291209drbswbhab November 3, 2016

Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.

I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.

by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022

Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.

"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.

by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019

donkey

An expert on ogre philosophy.

Ogre: Ogre's have layers like an onion
Donkey: You know what else has layers
Donkey: Cake

by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017

wonkey donkey

when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey

mak is such a wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Racial Equality Donkey

A better name for a zebra. I will send my request to the government soon and hope they understand. If somehow you don't know what a Zebra is, it's an African wild horse with black-and-white stripes and an erect mane.

I think that racial equality donkey's are really cool. They're my favorite animal

by Waicev November 26, 2022

Spun Donkey

The action (s) of being occupied with unimportant tasks, spinning circles, total confusion and achieving no progress related to reality. Commonly associated with recreational drug abuse.

That person looks like a total "Spun Donkey" working on their car at 3 a.m.

by [e-mail] September 21, 2022