crayon effect

The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.

Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.

"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."

by el_yotcho December 9, 2008

crazycakes

An expletive, used at random, to denote astonishment to an astonishing event or utterance. Generally, but not necessairly, follow by an exclamation point. Used more in IM then in speech.
Orignally created by a sleep-deprived baker, it can be replaced by athanapples for the Moslem who whiches to exclaim astonisment.

You say the world is my oyster?! Well, that's just plain crazycakes!

by Claude Pfeffernuesse August 17, 2006

CrazyHyper

unique, full of energy, cool, sexy, awesome, funny, cute, perverted, disgusting, outgoing, freaking hilarous, too damn loud and loveable all at the same time.

I love that girl man, she CrazyHyper!

by MellaGeek August 11, 2003

Crayolafabulous

(Could also be Crayola fabulous)

Colorful, bright, vibrant

Becky: "Oh my God, did you see Mikayla's new purse?"

Kate: "Yeah I did! Isn't it Crayolafabulous?"

Becky: "Fer sure!"

by Kittsu October 1, 2007

crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010

crayola

a girl who wears a lot of makeup with different colored eyeliner and looks like a man without it.

Wow, did you see Britney, what a crayola!

by pinkribbon95 February 7, 2009

That's CraAzy!

Made famous by Tracy Morgan in a sketch on SNL called 'Brian Fellow's Safari Planet'. He plays Brian Fellow, a tv host with a sixth grade education and apparently a stock of shiny lip gloss.

Did you see that goat? He had devil eyes. That's CraAzy!!

or

Did you see that fuzzy bug? He was CraAzy! If I had a bug like that, I'd make a coat out of him!

by catercow November 23, 2004