bro-ing

(verb) To bro.

hey man, we're bro-ing right now!

by jartg January 14, 2009

bro leak

When one of your bros that is in the bro circle of trust tells a former or current girlfriend that you have been telling every gruesome, explicit detail of your sexual activity with her. Usually the information told is so horrific that guys that know it wouldn't even make out with the girl because of what has been or will be in and around the girl's mouth.

Bro: Dude the bitch just texted me sayin "You are a fucking ass hole." I don't mean to jump to conclusions, but I'm suspecting a possible bro leak.

Brah: It was Eric. He's a dick.

by susiecrabgrassissooohot October 25, 2009

bros and cons

The reasons for and against, respectively, choosing to bro out with your friends, or otherwise behave in the manner of a bro.

Bro A: Bro, did you even think before you shotgunned a Natty Ice in the Dean's office?

Bro B: Of course, bro. I had a long list of bros and cons.

by CalmBro August 25, 2010

brew bro

A brew bro is any guy with a lifted truck and a famous shirt.. usually from the 909 or I.E. but they seem to be popping up everywhere now. They're called brew bros because thats the way they ask for a beer.

909 guy: Hey Taylor, can you pass me a brew bro
Taylor: What kind ? Natty or bud light..
909 guy: Who cares, just pass me brew bro

by brewmaster October 26, 2007

Lax Bro

Also see douche bag

Lax bro 1: "I'm liking the oakley shades bro!"
Lax bro 2: "Thanks, gnarly plaid shorts and flip flops!"
Lax bro 1: "Thanks, wanna go pass around?"

by Roboto666 June 2, 2010

bro check

an honorable form of security to those following the doctrine of bro-ism. A bro must always check with his fellow bros before macking or engaging any further with any biddy or hoe. Essentially, a guy must check with his bros to make sure that his hoe is fo sho.

A bro sees a ho that he likes and wants to mack on. It dont matter if it for a day or infinity years, he have to check with tha bros to make sure this hoe/biddy is fo sho. Bro checks are usually initiated upon the sounding of the bro-horn

by Keeper of the Bro-Horn February 12, 2008

Lax Bro

usually found in Jersey or the west coast, bros enjoy chilling, getting (road?) head or dome, playing lax, and drinking Natty light. they make their bitches get them sandwiches and think women should stay in the kitchen. a common habit of a bro is to fuck a girl and then her mom/sister. they are douches. good examples at mylifeisbro.com

Bro 1: hey bro, did you fuck my sister?

Bro 2:yeah, then she made me a sandwich and gave me dome. ice me.

Bro 1: you're chill.

Bro 2: wanna have a sweet lax sesh?

these are some chill lax bro conversations

by ishouldbeinthekitchen August 30, 2010