faithful friend

what you call your significant other when your super religious parents can’t know you’re dating.

mom- “so you’re sure you don’t have feelings for john?”
me- “no, he’s just my faithful friend.”

by juliuliulia July 16, 2019

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friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

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friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

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Arable Friend, one who rotates friendship groups in order to allow each to recover before returning to plough them again. Allows enough time to be missed.

E. G. Oh he's Arable, he'll be back when his other friends are drained of all nutrients, vitamins and the will to live

by Platinumtool April 22, 2019

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my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

by sisterslurp May 18, 2019

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