Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about

Where the hell is Portland Texas

by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023

Texas power rail

A fat line of coke

Ozzy ran on Texas Power Rails in the 80’s.

by anonymous May 20, 2024

Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area

While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket

by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

Texas saddle

Rode hard and hung up wet

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!

by MacG007 February 20, 2014

texas sore throat

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.

Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.

by The original STD June 22, 2019

Texas eiffel tower

When 2 dudes spit roast someone and a third person rides the person being spit roasted like a cowboy. They hold the person's hair and swing their other arm like a lasso.

Dude1: let's texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!

by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024

La Coste, Texas

1) An impossibly irrelevant town in south Texas

Town Motto: Welcome to La Coste, Texas- a great place to take a shit.

by spankwise August 27, 2010