Adam

Adam is a a big fat fart face (ur cool tho)

Adam fart

by FartFaceHaver April 19, 2024

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Adam

Saxophonist, and all around beautiful human being.

Adam folded the bag, hard.

by grdfg November 28, 2021

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He is my crush for these reasons that define ADAM: so cute but ugly he stares into outer space at times AS IF (not true) his brother died because of him and he just replayed it in his head. he breaks rules but builds new ones. he is the most hard-working couch potato ive ever seen. he loves football. chokes his friends playfully but then laughs at his stupidness. black hair suits him with the glasses. has no problem being hit on the head purposly by girls like me and loves talking. almost got a behaviour form for stupid behaviour at class, farted 2 times (once purposy once not) in a SCIENCE EXAM. we pass eachother notes. so what else? hes the bestestestest/annoyingestestest person

Me: Hey Adam what was that for???
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great

by genius3762 May 12, 2025

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Adam. I can’t even find the words to describe how amazing Adam is. He’s a tall, super attractive guy with brown eyes I could stare into all day. His smile could light up the entire world! Anytime I see him, I can’t take my eyes off of him, which can cause some awkward staring moments, but it’s worth it. I love seeing him, he brightens up my day. Don’t even get me started on how amazing his hugs and kisses are! Nobody could even compare. His personality is like no other. He’s got this amazing sense of humor, that never fails to make me laugh. He knows when to be serious, and when to joke around. He’s incredibly understanding, and always tries to sympathize with my situation. He is like no other. He always walks around in sweatshirts and pants, despite the fact that he has an amazing body. I’m convinced Bruno Mars wrote all his love songs about Adam. If you ever have an Adam in your life, never let him go. Trust me on that, he’s amazing. He’s my whole world.

Girl 1: “Did you see that handsome guy over there?”
Girl 2: “Yeah! He’s so amazing, he must be an Adam.”

by caterpillar_87 August 1, 2021

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