Adam

This guy has a really small penis

Girl- is it in yet?
Adam- yes it has been for the last 10 minutes

by BigGilbert69 November 23, 2021

Adam

A bitch who makes you want to die. He's probably planning on making you feel like shit.

Person 1: my new boyfriend is called Adam
Person 2: god help you

by Flabbbydabbywiggywaggy January 30, 2020

Adam

An extremely sexy ruggedly handsome man who pulls all of the spicy senoritas and the baddies. An alpha male in all aspects of the word and lowkey a playa.

Hey look how sexy that guy over there is.
Oh yeah I would smash any day.
His name is probably Adam due to the fact that he is An extremely sexy ruggedly handsome man who pulls all of the spicy senoritas and the baddies. An alpha male in all aspects of the word and lowkey a playa.

by anonymous October 10, 2021

Adam

Adam is a little bitch who doesn’t know how to handle relationships and fucks with peoples emotions. They are known as Pussys and fuck boys. They can be very misleading green and brown eyeballs.

Oh look he looks like a ADAM

by ThotsRUs2.1 June 9, 2019

Adam

Shiro’s boyfriend and it seems like pretty cool dude.

Adam:"takashi, how important am I to you?"

by HaveYouEverHadADream August 17, 2018

John Adams Day

John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.

I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.

by Joseph handman December 9, 2020

Nasty Adam

The Nasty Adam:

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.

I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.

by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021