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Adam

This cool, funny, sometimes annoying white dude that tries his best to cheer you up. He doesn't really have a best friend but he has two really close friends. He always think that his lucky to have those two guys, and the guys think so too.
His a real lady charmer with the attitude that the ladies love.
Give Adam a day or two and you'll see why he doesn't have a best friend
Cos everyone wna be his best friend but he don't work like that
Adam is always online or on the internet
He might not be a while in the area but he will visit you bro

Don't sweat it
Adam won't forget about his close friends
Guy1: Bro have you spoken to Adam yet?
Guy2: yeah I just met him and we gna go to his house and play Xbox 1
by Bloodboy youngteen January 8, 2019
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Adam Smasher

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.
Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023
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Adam

You'll be lucky if you ever stumble upon + fall in love with an Adam ;)
Oh, Adam, I fell in love with him in an instant. I will never stop loving him.
by fur bby <3 December 15, 2018
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Adam

by adswires daughter November 21, 2021
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adam from malawi

Adam from Malawi

Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
Person 1: you know Adam from malawi?
Person 2: no, but he sounds like a right cunt
by hklfc December 5, 2021
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King Adam

This term refers to greatest reigning undisputed undefeated champion this universe has ever witnessed. Simple words can not describe him. Those who oppose him in any way crumble upon his mere sight. Simple words cannot describe his glory.
I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.
by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 19, 2024
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Adam

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam puts the sea in seamen.
by Ye old Bean November 3, 2020
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