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whatever jake

Often used as In plural, signaling people that it does not matter whatever they’re saying is it relevant, The name Jake is used as format to show it’s not specifically towards them but towards the topic.
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Yea yea whatever jake
by Jjaakkeeeee November 9, 2020
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Jake

A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.
Oh look it is Jake
by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021
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Jake

Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.
Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022
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Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!
by penjs June 9, 2020
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Jake

He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.
Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him

Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.
by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018
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The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
by Checkoff April 17, 2024
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Jake Aim

When you toggle like a shark once it spots it prey. Your hands become tools for death and your aim becomes god like
Holy shit! Did you just see my Jake Aim! I just lasered this kid.
by LootyLootcrate February 7, 2019
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