Grape Salad

A video where a colored male puts grapes into his rectum and releases them after someone ejaculates in his rectal cavity

Wow that grape salad video is so hott

by ohlookagrapesalad May 16, 2022

Tuna salad

The act of pouring a can of tuna onto a womans private area and proceeding to ejaculate on her and mix it together and eat it

I made tuna salad with my girlfriend last night she loved it

by Squirrel69 August 17, 2019

shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.

When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.

by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016

Salad spinner

The act or placing ones rectum on another’s mouth and spinning while keeping the rectum on the mouth to receive pleasure

“Did you hear Tracy gave Jack a salad spinner the other night? It even came with corn!”

by Kitchen Fun August 15, 2021

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

christmas salad

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.

Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.

by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017

Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))

“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”

by SaladWellington February 20, 2022