punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

Macaroni Salad

pussy/ eating pussy

yeah i ate her macaroni salad

by thereallord June 22, 2022

salad bowl

Another name for Canmore, Alberta, Canada.

The town is surrounded by mountains leaving the town in the bottom of the "bowl".

Any time severely heavy rains occur ,the waters collect in the town/the bottom of the "bowl" as the water runs off the mountains.

The mountains and valleys are surrounded by deep and lush foliage.
Therefore, Canmore is a salad bowl

"I went to Alberta and stayed in the Salad Bowl."

by SLRW July 28, 2021

Tapatio Salad

When you're tossing someone's salad after they've had an extensive amount of hot sauce on taco Tuesday.

Man, she was hot, but she had Tapatio Salad and my mouth is on fire!

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

DIY Salad

The kind of salad you make at a restaurant or supermarket that has more than just regular salad toppings.

I am not too hungry for burgers today, I will stop at the supermarket and get a DIY Salad.

by sparky3976 April 14, 2010